Friday, March 20, 2020

The Hoedowners - A Dumb Gang

Fighting Strength: 104  members

Leadership: "Mad Tex" Callahan, a warlord of the hootenany, completely chaotic and generally unhinged in disposition.

Their tactics tend towards: rowdy frontal assault, close enough quarters to get to stomping. All members wear hobnail studded boots, often with blades in the toe as well. Go to battle with a troupe of musicians to keep time and throw them into dancing frenzy. Wise members will shout out "Calls" to dancers to perform certain steps, imbuing them with magical potency.

Favored armaments: Lassos, pistols, afforementioned boots, 
Colors: gingham and/or polka dots. Fashion tends to look like outragious charicatures of western wear. 

Many prefer elaborate tattoos of complex dance  step-diagrams


They love DANCING. THEY FUCKING LOVE IT. But they HATE sailors, who they believe make a mockery of a good dance with their shanties and jigs.

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